Here and now, with three-o’clock ultraviolet showing the salt in his scaled-back quiff, he’s stopped in the center of a celebrity cemetery and put his paws on a bigger-than-life monument of Johnny Ramone, the dead punk legend. Someplace in the periphery, groundskeepers have no cause to envision what they’re missing. Then again, the mystery-and-misery man has eluded even those who’ve drawn near. Morrissey Rising

